Friars Club Private Joke File by Barry Dougherty

Author:Barry Dougherty
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers
Published: 2006-07-15T00:00:00+00:00

A bear and a bunny are out in the forest taking a shit. The bear leans over to the bunny and says, “Do you ever have the problem of shit sticking to your fur?”

“No, not really,” says the bunny.

So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his ass.

Two leprechauns have a bet and to settle it they go to a convent. Mother Superior answers the door, and says, “Oh my goodness! Leprechauns!”

“Take it easy, sister,” says the first leprechaun. “I only wanna ask you a question. Are there any nuns in your convent that are my size?”

“No, little man, there are no nuns in my convent that are your size.”

“All right then. Are there any nuns in all of Ireland that are my size?”

“No, little man, there are no nuns in all of Ireland that are your size.”

“All right then. One more question: are there any nuns in all of the world that are my size?”

“No, little man, I am quite sure there are no nuns in all of the world that are your size!”

The second leprechaun starts laughing uncontrollably, but through the laughter, he manages to say, “You see, I told you that you fucked a penguin!”

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